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May 2008 Newsletter

The Minutes:

For the last meeting, a few of us headed up to Des Moines for the Plastic Surgeons show at their new site. It was a bit harder to find as Mapquest got it fairly wrong, but thanks to the staff at the local MacDonald’s, we found it, turns out it was right across the street. Not a bad show, a nice location and more vendor tables, but entries and attendance seemed low, maybe because it snowed all day. Gotta love Spring in Iowa. Ronbo and Sam stayed at my house the night before the Surgeons show and we headed up together the following morning. The cats had fun stalking Sam all night, not sure he had as much fund as they did. Bob Horton was kind enough to send me the notes for the folks who came to the regular meeting. Thanks Bob. The Fartin’ Fleas show was held on May 3rd at the new Hiawatha City Hall, a larger venue than the old Community center, more vendor tables and the new Owner of Lindbergh was there with their new line of kits, besides the old stuff, they will be releasing two giant 1/72 Japanese subs in 1/72 scale. These things dwarf the Revell Gato class kit. They also have some neat car kits and a model of the airship USS Shenandoah. There were some good vendors and some good deals and the largest number of entries ever, close to 200. The room almost always seemed packed and the brats and the usual meat sandwiches that they have were excellent. I think we had about 8 members there. Most of us headed over to Box-Kar Hobbies to use the 20% off coupon that they had for the show. It’s a nice hobby shop with a good selection. All in all a good day. Those of you who attended know that Christopher Broman was there; he arrived back from Iraq on Wednesday and was at a model show Saturday. You gotta love America. The big decision to make is “where do we have the club barbecue this year?” Please call me if you are interested in hosting. My wife is coming back from Kuwait shortly before the show, so my house is not looking too good this year as a location. Please call me or email me, and we will also discuss at the meeting this Saturday.
Bob’s meeting notes from the Carriage House: I have to plead no contest to this one….I wasn’t taking notes so this has to be a really off the cuff critique of the meeting. We did have a comfortable turnout of members. Somewhere in the neighborhood of about ten galoots showed up for the festivities. We rounded up the usual suspects as they said in “Casablanca.” There were a few models on the show and tell table but I had to leave a bit early so I didn’t get in on the builders reviews. I did have my converted ’41 Chevy pickup there and this will be in the review next month. It was nice to see Randy Kidd in attendance. Several of the regulars along with club prexxie Glen Broman were attending the contest and swap meet at Des Moines. From what I understand from Glen, later, they had a very nice day of it. I think that Glen mentioned that their Contest venue is at a different location from that of the past few years. Other then the usual building and chatting, I can’t really comment in depth on what all else was going on with our crew. See you all at the meeting in May.

 Thought for the day: Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).

The Dates:
May 10: chapter meeting. Club photo shoot
May 16-17: Omacon ’08 (2008 IPMS/ Region 5 Convention); Mid-America Center, I-29 at I-80, Council Bluffs, IA; contact ipmsftcrook@cox.net
June 14: chapter meeting. Club barbecue and annual club contest.
July 12: chapter meeting
August 9: chapter meeting
September 13: chapter meeting
October 11: chapter meeting
November 8: chapter meeting
December 13: chapter meeting. Christmas party, Annual “What if?” contest and gift exchange

Regional Update:
Hello Region 5,
Ah Life….full of surprises. The tranny on my car decided it was working too hard. About the same time my 80 yr old mother-in-law was admitted to the hospital with pneumonia. So things got a bit crazy for the last 3-4 weeks or so. Not only that the recent rains have caused a fair amount problems for some friends here in the St. Louis area. I sincerely hope that your chapter and its members are ok. If your chapter or one of its members is affected by the “Acts of God” let me know. I’ll get the word out, you never know what kind of help may arise. First, let me welcome Region 5’s newest chapter, Billy Mitchell Chapter in the Milwaukee WI area. Welcome guys! I may be a bit biased but I think Region 5 is the best Region in IPMS USA and we are glad you are aboard. Make and Takes. I know I recently sent out a message from IPMS USA about them. Hey why not repeat it….. IPMS USA currently has several thousand kits in stock to be used FOR FREE for our chapters having make and takes. Hey it is a good way to plant the model building seeds into our youth. It is also a great PR tool for your chapter to get local exposure. Scout troops, school clubs, etc are all good groups to approach. Best part you don’t even have to pay for the kits or beg the manufacturers. If you want to do a Make and Take contact Steve Dottavio at cdott2000@sssnet.com. IPMS Region 5 Regional. Our hosts from IPMS Ft. Crook have recently sent out, by US Mail, a packet of information for your chapter. It has flyers, registration and entry forms. You should have received it by now. If you have not, shoot me an email or Scott Hackney (scott.hackney@cox.net) and we’ll make sure they sent it to you. Speaking of the Regional, don’t forget the dates, May 16-17th. Be there. Next year’s host will be announced as well as Chapter, Newsletter, Website and Person of the Year awards. IPMS USA National Convention. I have forwarded several updates for the folks at Virginia Beach. Hopefully you received them. I think that it is important to support the Nationals, primarily with trophy sponsorships. The Virginia Beach folks are planning a large display area for chapters and members display only stuff. If interested please contact them. It is looking like I won’t make the National this year. I have only missed one since 1991, that one being the 1992 in Seattle. I guess missing 2 in about 17 years isn’t too bad. General Observations about Region 5. Things have gotten really quiet around here. For the first 6-8 months as an RC I seemed to get a lot of communications from chapters. Some communications were good, some bad, many with interesting comments and suggestions. For the last 4 months or so, I have gotten almost nothing. For a while I felt like a fireman, putting out fires. Either the fires are all out or you guys have given up on the fireman (me). Based on the stuff I read in the Journal and the Discussion Forum, I know folks have opinions and ideas. Send them to me. Scheduling your chapter’s shows. I think we have everything in our Region up to date. Since a few shows (outside of R5) have not been following the plan here is a summary of the show approval process. Step 1. Send the necessary information to yours truly. I will verify it is a good date (no conflicting dates) and send you the OK. Step 2. Go to the IPMS USA website and go to the upcoming events section. Fill out the Event Registration Form (link is at the top of the page). For the record, sending the info directly to the main office or the DLC does not make things happen any faster. If anything it will slow the process down. When I send you the ok on your show, I cc that to Dick Montgomery as well. That way as soon as he receives the Event Registration request, he can post it. If he has not received the ok from me, then he has to send that info to me. I do my thing and send it back. You can see that this slows the process down and even more so if it is sent to the IPMS main office. Enough for now, upcoming events are listed below.
Mike George
R5 RC

More on the B-49/B-35 History
By Harold Stockton
I enjoyed your comments about the history of the "what-if" B-35/B-49 histories, but you left out the story of the RAF versions which were not called the Viking, as this was a transport, but rather the Vengeance. With the failure of the Sperrin to meet the RAF's requirements, the Valiant being withdrawn early from operational life because of wing-spar cracks as did the early versions of the B-47, and the TSR.2 requirement years in the future, the B-49B/D was adopted as their B.Mk.1 and 2 versions. These were all assigned to operate within the RAF 100 Group. The bomber squadrons of 100 Group utilized various specialist electronic jamming devices to disrupt enemy radio/radar/electronic communications. During 100 Group's existence over 32 different devices were evaluated and used. Specially equipped 100 Group aircraft would fly within the bomber stream of both Vulcan and Victor squadrons/groups as pathfinders. The squadrons of 100 Group were the old WW-II "heavy" pathfinder squadrons of 157, 171, 199, 233, and the resurrected RAAF 462. One special type of mission that 100 Group undertook for NATO was GARDENING - RAF operations dropping mines in strategic sea lanes, usually at the request of the CoS Naval Liaison Officer based at High Wycombe. As a spin-off, Bletchley Park cryptanalysts used East German reports of gardening activities to obtain decryption information on Soviet naval transmissions. During GARDENING missions, most Vengeance's carried Jostle, an extremely powerful airborne jamming transmitter carried in sealed bomb bays of the specific aircraft involved. These aircraft would also carry Mandrel equipment in order to 'swamp' Soviet early warning radar's. Also, these same aircraft would carry Meacon - Masking bEACON - British long range jamming station equipment. In strike pathfinder missions, these aircraft would be fitted with Paramatta - target marking by blind dropped ground markers - prefixed with 'musical' when Oboe guided. And, Wanganui - target marking by blind-dropped sky markers - prefixed with 'musical' when Oboe guided. Also, the lead aircraft would carry Piperack - airborne jamming transmitter carried by a lead aircraft that produced a cone of jamming behind it within which the following bomber stream could shelter. If load considerations allowed, these lead aircraft would carry Razzles - air-dropped incendiaries for starting crop and forest fires. During Operation Desert Storm and Operation Tellic (RAF version of Enduring Freedom), the 100 Group Vengeance's burned through Iraqi electronic defenses in front of Strike Command's bombing and strike aircraft. In RAAF service, 462 Squadron used its special equipment to attempt to deceive the Soviets and Chinese as to the location of the raids conducted by SAC. Russian or Chinese speaking additional crew members, known as Special Operators, using the secret wireless jamming equipment code-named Airborne Cigar (ABC) would locate and jam Soviet and Chinese flight control frequencies, occasionally broadcasting misleading information. I thought that you might enjoy this additional information.

Kit review: AMT Models, Peterbilt 359 Wrecker. Model kit # 31750
By Bob Horton, IPMS Quad Cities
I seem to be a little partial, even at this early stage in truck model building, to Peterbilts in general and 359’s in particular. I had been considering tackling a wrecker model, especially after going to a truck model website and getting a bunch of reprints of old model truck articles. In a collection of older articles on super detailing various truck models, there is a two part article on building up a Holmes 750 twin boom wrecker unit to replace the single boom wrecker that comes on the above mentioned kit. After obtaining the kit and seeing the rather bare bones representation of this single boom wrecker, I was sold on doing the conversion…after all, isn’t conversions my middle name. The article does tend to leave a little bit to be desired in filling in some blank spaces when it comes to some details. In the process of researching trucks in the local area, I found a wrecker company that had an old Holmes model 600 hanging around the back lot. I took a bunch of pictures which did help in filling in some details. (Unfortunately just about the time I had finished all of the conversion assembly work, I did find a website that had really good shots of a 750. Such is life amongst the model community.) I began by building up the Peterbilt kit main chassis, cab and engine pretty much just out of the box. This kit really impressed me. I can’t say that I have had much experience with Peterbilt models yet, but I really thought that the way AMT depicted the chassis and especially the rear end dual wheel suspension was much better then the Revell/Monogram issue. I would imagine that the standard tractor version by AMT would be the same as for the wrecker. I have in mind that should I want to do any other Peterbilt 359’s I certainly will grab one of these wreckers as a starter. As a bit of a plus, you will find in the kit for the wrecker that there is a complete fifth wheel assembly and also a sleeper cab unit that is not used in the wrecker version but would certainly serve building an over the road hauler version. If you intend to build the wrecker “as the single boom out-of-the-box item,” continue on as the instructions lead you. If you decide to do the Holmes 750 twin boom modification, it is time to begin some surgery on the body of the wrecker. Following the article and before mounting the rear body onto the chassis, the front of the rear body is cut down and some surgery on the rear deck apron is also required. Also the tow bar unit should be rebuilt and repositioned on the rear deck. (See the end of this article for the website location to get the article and the detailed layout directions.) You will need a few pieces of Evergreen stock to build the support tower and booms. I had to make just one major deviation from the construction directions in the article. The directions call for obtaining two sets of gears to represent the two hoist drum drive units. I felt that since these directions were better then 20 years old, those items were most likely not still available. I represented the two gear sets by building up some thick laminated slabs of styrene sheet stock and cutting them out into a representation of tear drop shaped gear cases which could enclose the gear sets. This made life a little simpler in assembling those drum drive units. Before this boom tower/drive drum unit is set onto the rear platform, you must cut two small square holes in the area of the deck where the cables for the boom outer support cables come back and travel down the tower tubes to two drums that are located under the flooring, just ahead of the front pair of rear dual wheels. This is one of the points that is not covered in part one or two of the conversion instructions. I used some rather heavy ship model cordage to represent the steel hoist and boom support cables. One other cute little trick I worked out is: across the top of the boom support cross tower, there is, on the real life Holmes wreckers, a large plaque with the words “ HOLMES and the wrecker model number, 600, 750 or whatever. In this case it is of course 750. This plaque and the wordage are all in raised lettering. This stumped me for a bit as to how to make this look really right….decals weren’t going to do it. It then occurred to me that I just recently acquired a bunch of plastic strip stock and other plastic doo-dads from a guy that was getting rid of all his plastic modeling supplies. Just as luck would have it, he had three sizes of sets of letters and numbers from Plastruct. One set of these was exactly the size I needed for making up the Holmes sign….the stars were in alignment for that one folks. I am very happy with the kit and the conversion is coming along except for problems with my two main bug a boos with truck model kits in general. One: attaching and fitting the clear windshield parts. It appears that when a lot of these kits were first produced years ago, the clear parts were separate pieces that fitted up into the window openings. Nowadays with these reissued reruns, the window casting was changed to consist of an ill fitting one piece tub that is supposed to look like it really fits inside the cab and does a poor job of it. Bug-a boo number two: The chrome plated parts. I am tending to believe that the engineering staff that lays out the parts on the sprues, manages to add the casting joiner tabs at exactly the place that when you remove the part from the sprue, after it has been plated…is going to be in the place where the most ugly bare spot will show up. I defy anyone to find something that can touch up those bare spots and look like the original chrome plating. All in all I would definitely recommend this kit either to build up as the wrecker or to modify and use the other kit parts as a tractor.
                           Reference Notes:
1: The truck article reprints can be found at: www.scalerealism.com Go to second topic on the list, “scale realism truck detailing.” Click on the top line topic, Holmes wrecker detailing. It will show about 17 pages from the original two part issue. They do not reprint really well but very easy to get the information to do the job.
2: Holmes Wrecker web site for general search under “Holmes Wreckers.” A lot of picture galleries show up with detail shots of many of the Holmes model variations.

Toilet Cleaning
This was sent in From Alex Broman, currently serving in Mosul. Iraq:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!
Sincerely,
The Dog


Kit Review: Ferrari 250 GTO
Mfg: Revell Germany
Kit #: 07395 Scale: 1/24
Review courtesy of the GTR Newsletter
The 250 GTO, that is still regarded as one of the finest of all Ferraris, was designed with the primary aim of suitability for private use, but at the same time for winning races in the three-litre class. The Gran Turismo body shape was aerodynamically optimized and resulted in a perfect combination of suitability for purpose and beauty. The front of the 250 GTO was particularly attractive due to the three cooling vents for the 2953 cc engine. The 250 stood for the capacity of one of the 12 engine cylinders, the O for omologato (= type approved), the FIA approval for races in the GT class. The GTO was shown for the first time in 1962. Thanks to its 300 hp engine and good aerodynamics it achieved a speed of about 280 km/h with acceleration from 0 to 100 in just 5.6 seconds. For three whole years (1962, 1963 and 1964) the GTO dominated its racing class in inimitable style. This kit is a reissue of a kit from I believe either Protar or Fujimi. It is a full detail model, lots of parts. It is molded in white and black plastic, with a chrome tree for small details and multi piece chrome wire wheels that mount on rubber tires. The body features separate movable bonnet, doors and boot lid. Molding looks nice and clean considering the age of the tool, minimal mold lines and flash. There is a detailed, multi-part 12- cylinder engine featuring six Weber carbs. Separate exhaust assemblies (for road and race versions) are included. Included are decals and detailed painting instructions for one road and two racing versions. Included are decals for the blue Mecom Team car #24 driven by Roger Penske and a green #47 driven by David Piper.

Subject: More things I cant do
By Alex Broman, our Iraq correspondent
- I cannot fire a MPAT (Multi Purpose Antii Tank) round through two buildings to hit the RPG gunner in an alley on the other side
- I cannot paint my kills, animal or otherrwise, on the side of my HMMWV
Same goes for the tank
- As far as I am concerned the at-4 in thee back is for decoration not for fun, I am quoting a CPT on that one
- I cannot hit on the gay Philipino barber for free haircuts
- “You rang?" is not the proper way tto respond to a 1st SGT
- I cannot suggest patrol routes that takee us by the college as it gets out
- Once I clear the .50 mounted over the maain gun I must get back in the turret, not hold onto the barrel as we come through the gates yelling "High Ho Silver AWAY!!!"
- Burning poop builds character or so Plattoon sergeants will have you think
- I cannot trade 9mm rounds to the IP for rides on their chai boy's moped

Kit review, Revell “41” Chevvie Pickup Truck 2-n-1, Kit # 85-7207.
By Bob Horton, IPMS Quad Cities
This kit as produced can be built two different ways. It can be built “stock” as it was produced or can be “tricked out” with some extra chrome, low profile tires and chrome wheels into a street rod. I acquired this kit as almost a “least worst” choice, at a Quad Cities Club meeting a couple of months ago. There was a makeup raffle of some left over kits and several of us that had missed the earlier meeting were allowed to take a pick from the left over pile hence, “my least worst choice.” The kit looked to be very nice and I had been tending toward trucks lately. But those projects have all been 18 wheeler types. So the kit came home and languished for several weeks. During a brief lull in the first of the year kit building frenzy, I looked on the shelf and there sat that little pickup. My mind tended to wander a bit and in a little episode of “what if”. I thought that it would make a good little exercise in building a converted model of a pickup-like truck I drove as a Power Company employee in the late fifties. In the late fifties the local power company was still using trucks from the early and late 40’s in the Customer Service Department. Some were fitted as pipe trucks and some with trouble truck “telephone style” rear bodies. The truck I usually drove was actually an International but we also had Chevies and Fords. I started construction on the Revell Chevie with the idea that early in the project I would cut off the rear half of the chassis unit that held the front fenders, the rear fenders and running board unit. The frame of the chassis built up very nicely and the little Chevie six cylinder engine is a jewel. Some modelers with intentions of opening up the hood should certainly find a basis for super detailing. In dry fitting the chopped down set of fenders and partial running board, I found that the kit as- furnished section of rear bed planking would fit onto the rear chassis and work perfectly for the inside of the box body parts side bins that was used as pipe truck bodies. The side bin sections were cut out of sheet styrene stock and mocked up. Luckily the first time around the pieces all looked to be about what I remembered of the general shape of the old pipe trucks. The “box” body set down onto the floor sections and we were progressing fine. I cut out thin rectangles of styrene and applied these to the outside surfaces of the box body. These represented the side bin doors that were used to store pipe fittings, parts and tools. There had to be a shallow box trough that set above the left side bin and this was built up on short legs. Above this was a pair of support racks that held the stock of pipe lengths that we carried. Inside the bed of the body along both inner surfaces of the side bins there were two parallel pieces of padded boards that served as tie down anchor points for any load carried in the bed of the truck. When it came time to install the bumpers and front grill another recollection came to mind. In the truck fleet we had at that time, along with the updated early to mid fifties trucks, were a couple of ‘41’s, early 42’s and even a ’46 or two. These trucks had a particular feature…the chrome parts on these trucks were not chromed. At the very beginning of the war, through to the first few models to come out post war, had literally no chrome. So out came the oven cleaner and soak the parts to remove the chrome plating. These parts were then painted a medium grey color. The remainder of the truck was painted a utility truck bright yellow. I wanted to try to duplicate the original Iowa Illinois Gas and Electric Company round emblems that were on the doors of all our trucks. I knew my old truck number was 127 and the numbers came easy. To duplicate the old round emblem took a bit of doing. First I searched the internet for any I.-I. G.& E. websites where I could see an authentic emblem. Luckily I eventually found one but only in black and white. I tried to recall the color pattern and after some really tricky piecing together of very small alphabets and color pieces I reconstructed the emblem for both front doors. It took a total of 29 very small pieces to make up each decal. Concluding: this kit is really a very nice build. The directions are very easy to follow and for any Pickup Truck fancier there is a lot that can be done with this kit. My only criticism is in the process of installing the window sections and here the fault largely is mine. These truck window clear parts just don’t want to fit really snug. It would seem that the kit manufacturers could somehow put a beveled or stepped edge on the clear part that would key into a mating surface in the vehicle body. All in all, this model should make a very good addition to any car/truck model collection.

National Update:
RCs,
3.5 months to go! August 6-9 is looming large for the committee, which hopes to bring you a first class event. Not much modeling going on here... 
A business trip recently completed delayed this report, but I did have the pleasure of attending the IPMS San Diego meeting in March and meeting Mark Knowlton. I appreciate their hospitality and am pleased to report that they will have representation this summer. The softening economy is a concern, but here are some positive considerations
- A tax break is coming and the Administration and Congress wants us to spend it - why not here?
- While gas prices are higher, a vacation by car/SUV/Minivan is still the most affordable option.
- Make airline reservations sooner rather than later to take advantage of lower prices
I have attached the latest on trophy package sponsorship. Our goal is too sell the categories out, so that it truly is a national contest. Sponsorship has picked up, but there are still plenty of opportunities for clubs and individuals. I encourage them to get their requests in now. I also encourage people to not wait on registration. Here are some great reasons to pre-register now:
- People pre-registered will be allowed to check in at 12:00 on Wednesday, 2 hours earlier than walk-in registrants! This means they can be first in line when the vendor room opens
- Avoid the lines of walk-in registration. We are working hard to keep these bearable, but pre-registering is a good way to avoid them.
- Remember the rate goes up July 1st, so register now and spend that $5 savings in the vendor room.
- Due to the need to plan food purchases, there will not be on-site sales of banquet tickets or the Fighter Factory BBQ. If you want to go, sign up now.
- Tours also required advance sign up, especially to the Navy Bases.
Use your tax refund to register early!
There are hotel rooms still available in the new hotels that we have brought on line. We recommend that people make reservations soon as demands for hotel rooms in the region pick up as the summer season approaches.
Virginia Beach Resort Hotel and Conference Center
75 Suites - $179.00 a night – potential to add more rooms. 4 rooms sold so far
Wyndham Virginia Beach Oceanfront
30 Rooms - $169 a night. 12 Rooms sold and activity has increased. Potential to add a modest number of additional rooms
Quality Inn Pavilion (The other hotel adjacent to the Convention Center)
30 Rooms - $144.00 a night. Popular, 23 rooms sold so far. Potential to add a small number of additional rooms
We look forward to seeing our fellow IPMSers in August and hope that many if not all, take advantage of all that this part of Virginia has to offer.
All the best,
Charles Landrum
Chairman

Kit: Porsche 550 Spyder
Mfg: Jimmy Flintstone
Scale: 1/25 Kit # nb169
By Chuck Herrmann, Courtesy IPMS GTR Newsletter
At the recent Rockford event, Jimmy Flintstone Studios had several tables of resin bodies, figures and assorted pieces of his usual hot rod theme products. The resin bodies are nicely done, but not my usual subject. But as I was walking off something at the corner of his table caught my eye, this Porsche 550 Spyder transkit. This has been something I was on the lookout for, there have been some slot car bodies and I believe there was a resin kit some time ago but nothing at a reasonable price. I was even going to try to do a curbside display piece from an old Russkit slot car body, but that would have been a project that probably wouldn’t work out too well. So I grabbed one of these transkits. As you can see it is better than the old slot car. It consists of three pieces, the body with molded in dash, a chassis plate with the seats and frame molded in, and an interior bulkhead. The molding is pretty clean, not much clean up is needed. This is not the James Dean car, my reference so far shows it to be a 550 RS as raced in the 1957 Mille Miglia to a class win 5th place overall, by Umberto Magioli. The suggested donor, to provide the wheels/tires, interior bits, headlights and rear vents, is a Fujimi (or Testors) 356. You will also need to add a windscreen and a gas cap. These Fujimi kits are excellent, and are not as readily available as they used to be. An alternative to using one of these may be the old 356 racing version that Revell reissued a few years ago (and was previously issued by Matchbox), I am trying this first but the pieces are not as nice as the Fujimi. See www.jimmyflintstonestudios.com to order.

A blast from the Past: The Royal Macedonian Air Force
By Glen Broman, Quad Cities Scale Modelers
While watching CNN, I noticed an old Piper Cub parked on the edge of an abandoned airfield in Macedonia. The aircraft was painted in the standard Russian green topside and light blue underside and had a very unusual marking on the cowling. The marking consisted of a royal blue circle with a white winged horse in the center, around the circle in red were the letters RMAF (I have translated from the original Cyrillic). I was interested in building a model of this unusual aircraft and while researching it I found out that it belonged to the Royal Macedonian Airforce. Apparently, this is the only surviving aircraft. Originally used as fighters, they were found to be unsuitable against the neighboring Albanian Air Force Cessna 150's and were relegated to work over the years as medium bombers, liaison, VIP transport, and finally in its current configuration, as a chicken coop. After much research, I am able to present the history of the original Royal Macedonian Airforce.   It is an oft held belief that Alexander the Great owed his success to his superbly trained soldiers and his skills as an administrator and field commander. What is not widely known is that Alexander owed his success to his Air Force's ability to gain and maintain local air superiority. Since Alexander had the only Air Force in the world at the time, historians generally agree that had Alexanders Air Force Commander, Prince Bubba, spent more tine commanding and less time trying to invent sunglasses, he probably could have achieved air supremacy. The history of the Royal Macedonian Air Force (RMAF) is shadowy at best. Many historians with nothing better to do have spent much time researching this better‑off forgotten piece of history. With the recent fall of the Iron Curtain, the efforts of certain former Eastern BLOC historians have become available to researchers in the west. The picture that is slowly starting to emerge is fascinating, and slightly bizarre. The implications are enormous and could cause a tremendous revision to our history books. Not only did Alexander owe much of his military success to his Air Force but Alexanders mysterious demise could have been the first recorded instance of an Air Force led coup, a method of changing governments that has reached the level of an art form in certain South American countries. The RMAF traces its beginnings to one of Alexanders early campaigns in Greece. A small Macedonian raiding party happened across a small herd of Pegasii grazing in an upland meadow. Seizing the opportunity, the small party of men captured the winged horses and brought them back to their encampment. Quickly realizing their potential, a young Prince Bubba immediately began a training program to mount his soldiers on the Pegasii to form a new and elite branch of the Army. These early aviators were met initially with derision; in fact their early name was pighlought, a crude Greek expression that refers to the stuff that the man who follows the horses in modern parades scoops up. Over time, the name was shortened to pilot, a term that remains to this day. Prince Bubba initially equipped his force only to operate in the ground support role. His early experiments involved the air‑launched javelin, the Mark 1 brick, and a particularly brutal weapon called the "Stuvlos Kalakos", this roughly translates to "screaming tree of death". Over time it was gradually shortened to "Stuka". The Stuka was a log suspended between two Pegasii, the two pilots would enter a shallow dive and release the log in the general direction of enemy troops from tree top height. The wildly spinning and bouncing log would tear great holes in the enemy ranks. Later Mark II and III versions of the Stuka had holes cut in the log which created an unearthly screaming noise during the dive which scattered troops who had never been exposed to this weapon. It was during a demonstration to Alexander himself that the most fearsome weapon of all was discovered. During a mock demonstration of the early Stuka over friendly troops, one of the Pegasii answered a particularly urgent and violent call of nature. The effect was spectacular, the bravest of Alexanders legions broke and ran at the onslaught, although not particularly deadly, the effect was dramatic and thus was born the dreaded OCM, or Organic Cluster Munition. Later experiments with oats and various native wildflowers led to some particularly nasty area denial weapons. It was not too long before Prince Bubba discovered that each Pegasii could carry several soldiers besides the pilot and thus was born the Airborne Infantry. During early engagements the Pegasii landed and allowed the soldiers to dismount. This led to an increase in casualties among the Pegasii and a new technique was developed. The Pegasii would swoop in low, spread their wings to slow down and the soldiers would jump (or be pushed) off. After a period of time Prince Bubba's recruit pool started to dry up so he started to actively recruit men from the lower intelligence levels of the army who had difficulty envisioning what was going to happen once they jumped off the Pegasii. These early Airborne soldiers often landed hard, and not only on their heads, which tended to give them a short, ugly appearance, traits which are still exhibited in Airborne Infantry to this day. About this time the distinctive battle cry of "yo, Bubba" was adopted as a tribute to their leader, the Prince. After helping Alexander achieve victory in nearly all of his battles, the end of the fledgling Air Force was particularly sad. During a fly by of his victorious pilots, one of the Pegasii released an OCM at low level directly over Alexander himself. Alexander unfortunately ingested a large amount of the OCM while "oohing and aahing" the aerial demonstration. Alas, within a few short hours he died. His Generals immediately suspected a plot by the Air Force to take control and the rumor began to spread that certain Air Force officers had spiked the oats before the fly‑by. This was never conclusively proved but the Air Force was disbanded, the officers executed (buried under pighloughts, a particularly gruesome way to die) and the Pegasii were all put to death. The effect of this purge has led to the dearth of information we have on the Royal Macedonian Air Force to this day. Historical Footnote: This article had its roots in an article I read in the now defunct "AIRFIX" magazine about 10 or 15 years ago. I wish to credit the author for the basic idea but am unable to do so. This also points out the danger of exposing unoriginal and highly retentive minds to the scholarly work of others.


 

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